memeufacturing:

me: *does Toxic by Britney Spears using armpit farts*
prosecutor *interrupting me*: objection ,your honor He isnt answering the question
judge: objection overruled. This is great , keep going 

(via succeeding)

an-terra:

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

(via green-teal)

dampsandwich:

*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa

(via succeeding)